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Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6367) - you deserved it (24561)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)

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Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.

#8 - On 01/11/2010 at 4:05am by FD929

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how did it feel when your cock ripped through the condom?

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:20am by FMLoverAgain

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