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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by oopsies (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.

#8 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:46am by amberbby69

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my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy

#6 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:34am by thatssomeBS

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