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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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i definitely don't think that's a fml,
i think that's rather cute.
he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

#8 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:09am by sLap

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lol that would so be me on my first time

although that's why we have the internet....

it helps a lot haha

#1 - On 03/31/2009 at 10:01am by LyuboLove

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