Today, me and my boyfriend were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
by happyasaclam / 02/18/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
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So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.
#18 - On 02/27/2009 at 12:37pm by source
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This is the exact reason why God invented doggy style; you both could have been watching with unobstructed views the entire time.
#10 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:20pm by Jgrin
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