Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

by stillavirgin / 01/03/2010 at 2:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time
    Step 2. Lower your standards
    Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is fucking you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

    #4 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:16am by perdix

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  • YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

    #5 - On 01/03/2010 at 10:30am by RedLoocee

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