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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

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my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

#10 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:29pm by wags883

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It is called a flacid penis--not "unerected."

#13 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:32pm by epoh

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