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Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

#1 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:26pm by GeekLogic

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Fuck your husband's life.

#3 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:32pm by Fmypanda

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