Clenched

By Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 786
You deserved it 3 938

Same thing different taste

Comments

A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

beckybecks20 8
itz_tizzy_bitch 0
jamjenni2774 0

why in the hell would u b in bed with no panties on knowing damn well that u have the 's That is just nasty, but funny as hell.

thinmint 0
perdix 29

That's a sure way to end domestic violence. Of course, your sex life also probably left the building at the same moment. Sorry.

fmlstalker 0

hahahaha. sorry i just laughed at this. FYL indeed.