Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

by Dontworryaboutit / 12/28/2009 at 5:16am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • your girlfriend rules dude. don't fuck with her.

    #10 - On 12/28/2009 at 11:25am by KrystleLynn

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  • On one hand, your life sucks because your GF doesn't. On the other hand, her reaction was absolutely hilarious...

    #5 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:47am by g3rusz

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