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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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And yet you sleep with this bozo? WTF.

Tell him he'd better find someplace else to stick his joystick.

#5 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:54pm by Tucatz

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You should do the same thing to him. When your phone rings while your having sex, just say "i have to answer this"...just like he did...and talk to whoever called you.

#11 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:59pm by LifeSux19

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