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Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML


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On 12/25/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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So did you have a white Christmas?

#4 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:34am by Ninjaface

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Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

#2 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:12am by ps2stony

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