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Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML


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On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:06am by musicislife1995

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I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 4:08am by MyOwnDestruction

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