Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

by johnG / 12/21/2009 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just fucked yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

    #2 - On 12/21/2009 at 2:10pm by InstaKarma

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  • you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman preggers while still legally married? seriously?!

    #3 - On 12/21/2009 at 2:18pm by lilgazelleX

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