Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 3:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • LOL. ahahahahaha

    Note to self, "we're not in movies"

    #2 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:23pm by woofer

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  • You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not.
    Oh, and good job, sparky.

    #4 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:25pm by jennaleigh

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