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Man or woman?

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Jssceli09 (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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Maybe your bf is really a woman and he went to the bathroom to change into his real identity.

#6 - On 12/18/2009 at 12:59pm by LemonStarship

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Did she proceed to take her clothes off too?

#4 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:28am by not_my_life

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