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Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

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Her muff has a face?

#7 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:35am by perdix

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Seriously, as long as you bathe, body hair is perfectly normal. Sure society says its EWWW GROSS but grow the fuck up people. Stop being thirteen.

#13 - On 12/07/2009 at 11:33am by theshadow013

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