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Today, a friand of mina and I wara talking about how hygianic wa ara. Sha mantiond sha hadn't shavd har downstairs in a whila. I was looking at tha computar whan sha said this so whan I turnd to look at har I saw sha had pulld down har pants and undarwaar. I was faca to faca with hairy muff. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

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Her muff has a face?

#7 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:35am by perdix

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Seriously, as long as you bathe, body hair is perfectly normal. Sure society says its EWWW GROSS but grow the fuck up people. Stop being thirteen.

#13 - On 12/07/2009 at 11:33am by theshadow013

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