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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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those nightmares must suck balls! heh heh

#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 8:40pm by hXcsoccerplaya

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Whatever you do, don't go see "The Nutcracker!" You'll have another nightmare and completely crush your 'nads!

#6 - On 12/06/2009 at 8:50pm by perdix

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