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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (2943)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:07am - intimacy - by lastalittlelonger (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes

#17 - On 12/05/2009 at 6:05pm by cristiannnnnnnnn

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He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.

#6 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:32am by LemonStarship

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