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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (121729) - you deserved it (13547)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

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Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:44am by Quad17

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ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

#3 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:50am by liveitlearnit

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