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Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

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Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.

#11 - On 11/24/2009 at 12:27pm by Jenny66

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Imagine how she must have felt.

#9 - On 11/24/2009 at 11:25am by iFerret

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