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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (5952)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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lmao damn bitch dont bite.

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:21pm by DirtyDiana

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YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:18pm by xMrAndyTranx

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