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Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19977) - you deserved it (2991)

On 11/08/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by peacexout108 (woman) - United States (New York)

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at least you know you're good in bed?

#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:24pm by k43L1

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casual sex then?

#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:59pm by blland

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