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Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by HadToApologize (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:16am by shakenbake93

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Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:40am by mitch707

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