Intimacy: Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon...

By SoClose - 03/02/2009 14:25 - Canada

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

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By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

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brownrug 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 2:04

denied =(

tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:13

the most epic FML i've read so far wow just wow

hopelessly_dense 0

Monday 9 February 2009 8:49

and I thought i knew how to cockblock

flyingdjs 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:13

sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

yougotboyed 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:12

perhaps the saddest story i have ever heard.

dont_stop_believ 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:48

dude there r dying children who never see day and this is the saddest story you ever heard??

americuzz 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:00

yes this I sad he didn't deserve it. fyl op.

gars56 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:47

What do you mean by never see day? I'm intrigued by this

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

whoperlargefries 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:28

thats what i was thinking too. i can't believe it took until post #21 for someone to realize that :P

iamf___d 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:01

here is a tip next time just take the stairs it is worth it

stolencookie 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 4:14

Stairs have nothing to do with fire alarms going off... You would still need to evacuate the building all the same while exerting more energy.

throwing_bricks 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:05

:( dude

Mikieboy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:36

No. Nohahaaooooo, ah man. **** haahhahhahahaha, thats terrible, it was prolly a jealous homie pullin the alarm, duuuhuuuude, major weakage

minesbiggerr 25

Saturday 1 February 2014 21:08

Weakage?

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