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Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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Get a job that requires you work the night shift. A job where a flaccid penis is preferred, if not required. Gigolo is NOT one such job.

Then, during the day, cruise up and down the street blaring "Afternoon Delight" on your car stereo.

Since it comes up every hour, do you call your penis "Old Faithful?" Do your erections occur at the bottom of the hour or the top, for example, one o' cock, two o' cock, etc?

#8 - On 10/30/2009 at 9:21am by perdix

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stop drinking. or maybe your not attracted to your hand anymore. I would draw a moustache on it and call it berry. that should get ya going.

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:31am by Superawesomestev

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