Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
by Nicos / 12/25/2008 at 1:07am / Intimacy
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Bah, I wank all day long, my dick's practically hanging by a thread.
#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:49am by moxy
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THATS AWESOMEE. she sounds pretty sweet. = ]
#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:05pm by williamhungftw
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