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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21638) - you deserved it (3763)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

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Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

#3 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:19pm by n1rvanat1zed

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At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

#6 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:18pm by perdix

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