Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

by ravestradamus / 10/12/2009 at 8:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

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  • Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

    #10 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:49am by Glam

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  • aww that least you can still crawl

    #4 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:16am by kko138

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