Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML
by masterfail / 10/04/2009 at 1:04am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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"DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!
#4 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:25am by KHADOOZLE
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your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.
#7 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:17am by stain33319
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