Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML

by masterfail / 10/04/2009 at 1:04am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • "DIGITAL PENILE OSCILLATION" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN? LIKE YOU TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR LAPTOP!!!

    #4 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:25am by KHADOOZLE

    See in context

  • your misuse of large words makes you that much more of a failure.

    #7 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:17am by stain33319

    See in context

Comments

    Loading...