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Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (5163)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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you should feel flattered and then have sex with him duh

#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 12:38pm by deshypothequiez

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Gay or straight, the penis does what the penis does.

#17 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:59pm by flouder92

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