Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

by pummy / 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

    #1 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:45am by mrollg

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  • i thought your gf would go along with it and you would get mad haha

    #6 - On 09/30/2009 at 1:32pm by tothepound

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