Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

by Oops54321 / 09/28/2009 at 3:12am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Intimacy

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  • Smooth...
    Here's some advice:
    Don't go to her house ever again. Why? Because her dad will be waiting with a baseball bat and you, you will be DEAD.

    So yeah.. Don't go to her house!

    #6 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:45am by glostik

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  • shulda just watched some porn...

    #5 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:30am by GraceMonica

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