Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

by Dumbfuck / 09/25/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • a bit of advice: there is NOTHING sexy about that dance move. period.

    #6 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:46am by lrb081

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  • Men dancing is rarely ever sexy.

    #7 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:15am by Glam

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