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Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53580) - you deserved it (9234)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Perfect reply for these situations.

"It varies in size depending on how hot the girl is."

#9 - On 02/15/2009 at 1:51am by Diabeetus

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haha.. stupid bitch.. hot dog down a hallway at this point.. dont worry bro she says it to everybody, because her boyfriend is a giant dildo.

#7 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am by captcool024

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