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Today... mah girlfriend was getting up to leave and I... trying to be romantic... got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously... misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall... her head then bounced off the wall and into mah forehead... spraining her nose.


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On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Is it even possible to sprain a nose?

#11 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:46pm by DynamicDave

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Nothing says romance like a bloody nose

#7 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:22pm by OHIOxRAIN

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