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Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML


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On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well

#3 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:16pm by Gwyddhien

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Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D

#1 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:16pm by sooper

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