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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by liz1234 - United States (Connecticut)

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Was he able to stay hard during the conv. ?

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:33am by Tehalon

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I don't get why people have sex in their parents' house. It's a stupid idea. That's gross, but maybe you'll learn.

#4 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:55am by polishswede

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