Intimacy: Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited...

By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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The icing on the cake

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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Looking good

By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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itlybabe 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:57

that suckssss.

You_Just_Failed 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:18

you rock dude, unless your a chix then it sucks!

ryguy997 0

Monday 3 May 2010 4:34

if op was a girl how could they get a boner they have different body parts doh!

lovemysnubber 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:54

you shoulda signed the girls yearbooks "lemme know if your interested ;)" over empty space in the picture

MyNameIsTheBest 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:44

use white idiot

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:48

If everybody noticed your stuff must be huge. Not an fml

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:37

Lol people laugh you tell them I got 99 numbers and they all bitches ._.

njwrestler171 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:58

AHAHAHHA......i mean u could always claim u were looking at a hot girl....if u dont......gay

amzing_a16 10

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:26

You deserved it for getting a boner...

therocket_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:59

lol you'll look back on it when you're older and laugh

sleeeeepyhead 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:00

hahahahahahahahaha say something was in your pocket..or..uh.. yea idk

eastmanwolf 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:01

Hahaha. I was on the cover of my sophomore yearbook. I looked like a boy.

Americo_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:03

Be happy your school doesn't put stickers over things like that like my school does. Trust me when I say more people would notice the boner after peeling off the sticker than people eying everyone's crotches.