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Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (3461)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day
I spy some booty in your future arrrr

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:17am by coldplaylive2003

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so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

#5 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:31am by bubblybrooke

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