Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day
    I spy some booty in your future arrrr

    #2 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:17am by coldplaylive2003

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  • so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

    #5 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:31am by bubblybrooke

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