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Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (7039)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by a-non (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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was it a hot dog? =p

#6 - On 03/26/2009 at 1:52pm by Eladar

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was it good?

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:08am by ufail

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