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Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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I'd keep the grandchild away from her. She sounds like the mother from Carrie.

#5 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:52am by _elly_beth_

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tell her not to either

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 10:37am by chris_the_G

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