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Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41709) - you deserved it (4267)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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How awful, someone wants to have sex with you. Your life must be unbearable. I have a feeling this entire scenario would be a non-issue had your new roommate been a girl, which just makes it sad.

If you're straight, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm straight". If you're gay, you say "Thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested". End of story. Not an FML.

#16 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Six_and_the_Moon

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Why're you complaining? Would you rather he not use any with you? He wants to be safe. Geez... People these days.

#7 - On 09/13/2009 at 5:12pm by Conkers

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