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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27347) - you deserved it (4101)

On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 4:45am by Dreamworld

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multitasking sucks, fyl
maybe next time when you do it at the kitchen, she can make you a sandwich

#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:27am by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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