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Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should have had him get tested first.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:04pm by UltimateIdiot911

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And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:07pm by kellster

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