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Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4908)

On 09/05/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by LaurahLunatic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

#4 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:30am by skyeyez9

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in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

#6 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:32am by skyeyez9

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