The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

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Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
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caancoha 0

OP, that's pretty conceited. If you could get your head out of your ****** for ten seconds to stop your gob and listen to what she was saying, you wouldn't be in this situation. You're probably 14 and shouldn't be sexually active, anyway. Invest in a chastity belt and a muzzle, you cow.

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untoldfame 3

she should have just closed the webcam window. how rude :p

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untoldfame 3

she should have just closed the webcam window. how rude :p

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iiNsTinK 0

epic fail. shouldve listened to ur friend

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Her dad is a creep.

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dirtyturban 0

Your an idiot. Sorry, but how can you talk that long and not notice that?

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caancoha 0

OP, that's pretty conceited. If you could get your head out of your ****** for ten seconds to stop your gob and listen to what she was saying, you wouldn't be in this situation. You're probably 14 and shouldn't be sexually active, anyway. Invest in a chastity belt and a muzzle, you cow.

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randomburger 7

Yeah 14 is wayyyyyyy to young to do that stuff, save it for when your ready!

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shinshoku13 19

Ok well first, an assumption with no prouf is not a valid point, and second, her friend was whispering to her but nowhere does it say she was informing her that her dad was present, it just says "whispering to me", i dont get why you were so quick to pass your judgement on someone, how inconsiderate of you

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shinymaster3000 23

27 it clearly said after the story she realized the whispering was her trying to say her dad was there

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Glam_fml 0

I highly doubt your friend wanted to hear all that. F -your friends- life.

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visage 0

Awesome! PM me the exact same details!!

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harlequin_fml 0

Well if your boyfriend leaves you, you can always go after your friend's dad. I'm sure his "curiousity" is peaked.

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