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Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

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I guess that's where she got her hearing AIDs!
BA-DUM-CHING! =D

#20 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:29pm by HeatherXCore

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Just because she's old she can't have a sex life? I know it must have been weird but you are saying that when you get over 60 or whatever age you have to stop having sex forever? No!

There are many new sex toys and games such as oral or phone sex to experiment with these days. She never had those things when she was 20 so she's trying now.

Go granny!

#16 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:00am by happygoluckyhh

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