Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

by AudreyUs / 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • that's pessimistic. have a fuck in the backyard, be adventurous.

    #6 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:33pm by Acesarcasm

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  • are you attached by the hip ?
    why didnt just one of you go?

    #2 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:55am by 2random

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