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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53440) - you deserved it (16197)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Owned.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:04pm by Travel

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What a bitch. She took a perfectly fun, goofy moment and made it awkward.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:04pm by Bubs

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