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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched "What are you doing with my panties!" FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT
Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

#9 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:10am by mastercrammer

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also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

#7 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am by Pongo

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