Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

Pongo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:08

also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

Comments

amirn86 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:01

Oh GOSH... that's why you never have sex with the parents home If FML has taught me nothing else, it's taught me that lol

lukemel1160 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:34

you're a creep. only a ****** would wear women underwear

corbincorbin 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 6:49

well u learn after the first time getting caught haha

Hunthas 17

Monday 26 April 2010 5:47

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

guitarheaven789 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:40

that's wierd

RachelTheLoser 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 0:56

hahahaha I could so see this happening in a movie!!! xD

RawDawgie 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:06

how would wearing her underwear "be sexy"?? that's wierd..

furbs84 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 3:23

lol I don't think weird is the word your looking for. GAY would be more appropriate.

FreakingFYou 13

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:12

165 I agree. What the **** were you thinking?

Allysaurus 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:11

Or you can be Muslim like me and wait until marriage for sex loL fml.

Abbeygale 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:21

Why are people more bothered by the fact he didn't lock the bathroom door or that he had sex over at her house, rather than the fact he was trying to wear his girlfriend's/girlfriend's mam's underwear, thinking it would be 'sexy'?... Last time I checked wearing your girlfriends underwear was insanely weird.