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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

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When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:00pm by alwaysalady

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How long were you even standing there?!

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:23am by Rayn4u

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